What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Do the people who climb the world’s highest mountain ever rest?

The chimney sweep wore a soot and tie.

How come you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

The new weed whacker is cutting hedge technology.

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

A good baker will always rise to the occasion. It’s the yeast he can do.